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OK, Here We Go !!!!! With an email name like manturds I should have seen the writing on the wall. I made a very bad mistake by ever getting involved with this guy. I truly feel sorry for him because the poor guy has no life, no money & probably no real prospects of ever getting anywhere. He has to resort to name calling & vilifying me. I told him early on that all publicity is good publicity. He has been driving a lot of people to my site. So many in fact that it has become a time problem to discuss him on the phone. That is why I am investing an hour to write this little diatribe. Eventually after 3 or 4 emails and several conversations on the phone he says to me that he wants to buy the guitar in kit form. He says he knows a local guy to him that would help him build his guitar. He told me numerous times how much he liked my guitars and that he would be an endorser for my brands and send me lots of customers. I get that often but he sounded genuine and I really tried hard to please him. I informed him that I didn't mind selling him a kit,
I insisted that I could not allow him to use my name on the headstock if it was
built by someone else. He is Ok with that, he was looking to get
away as cheaply as possible. I felt sorry for this kid and I was really honestly trying to help him so I quoted him $1,300.00 in total for the entire body with 27 frets, bound neck, real MOP inlays, ebony fretboard. He told me he was going to paint the guitar a slime green solid color. He said he didn't care about the wood grade. I used good quality wood with several very small occlusions that would make no difference on a painted guitar because you simply cannot see them. He saved over $1,200.00 dollars by using a piece of slightly
(very slightly) blemished wood on the bodyblank. I took pity on this guy who I
thought was about 19 years old and gave him an awesome deal. (I'm such a nice
guy, huh) don't let it get around it could ruin my reputation ha ha.
I ship him his bodyblank it arrives at his home several days
later. So my phone starts ringing loudly!! The phone is glowing bright red, I pick up the phone and the handset burns my fingers. It's Mr Turd himself calling me to tell me what a piece of crap my Caligula is. The frets are in the wrong place The neck is bent, The guitar is useless & could never be played. Oh Lordy Lordy Lordy. I've had some similar situations over the years where the customer has panicked but most of the time I can straighten out the problems. So I remain calm, eventually we agree that IF the guitar is truly defective I would take it back. If the guitar turned out to be OK I would do a pre build for him but I would have to charge him for that. A pre build or a pre assembly is what we do here on every
guitar we build. We assemble the guitar, check the intonation, set the action,
make sure the guitar is playable before we spend the incredible amount of time & money on painting it. The
object is to find any problems before you paint so that we would not have to
damage the paint to fix a minor or even a major problem. We essentially build the guitar twice. It costs more but we will always do it that way!!!!! Ok, Back to the story... So he sends the guitar back and I check out the frets, He says they are in the wrong place. He says they aren't in straight, I measured them twice. Then I nonchalantly handed the guitar to Pat, one of the my techs in the shop. I asked him to find the problem. I insinuated to him that there was a problem that needed fixing. The next day, I asked him about it, he told me that he could find no problem, but he was still looking. I guess he took me seriously enough to think he may have been wrong. I guess because I told him "there WAS something wrong with it". I didn't say the customer says there's something wrong with it. I just said the frets were off see if you can find the problem?? (Long story short he found no problems) I repeated the exact scenario with Brent & Adrien in my shop. About 4 days after I got it I was 100% positive that there was absolutely nothing wrong with the neck other than a slightly tight truss rod that seemed to already have some slight wrench marks on it Hmmm ??? We did a prebuild to the rough sanded guitar, everything worked fine, everything checked out, the guitar sounded great too. Now we didn't pay super close attention to detail because that would have just been stupid. The guitar still had to come apart to be fine sanded, painted & final complete assembly. Which of course our Mr Turd was going to do that himself. OK, Now Here's Where The Plot Thickens!!! I call the kid up, I still thought he was a kid, I found out weeks later later he must be over 40 because he says somewhere in one of his little blogs that he's been playing for more than 30 years. I told him I could find nothing wrong with the frets, they were all perfectly straight & in their exact location for a 25" scale guitar. (possibly his experts weren't familiar with 25" scale) In many small towns all that is available are your basic 22 fret boring old style fuddy dud guitars. Surprisingly for me at the time, he didn't seem to disbelieve me, he didn't defend his position that there was definitely something wrong with this guitar. What he did to however was indicate to me that he would like
to trade the Caligula towards another guitar a "Caparison Horus" as my memory
serves me. (Hey I thought you didn't want to buy an
imported guitar) A bell rang loudly in my head, this fickle youngster was
giving me a snow job. Obviously because he had simply changed his mind.
Remember I still thought he was a kid. At this point I started to realize that
he was just trying to angle for a different guitar. The whole deal was nothing
more than a case of buyers remorse. He gets the guitar several days later my phone is glowing
again & he is whining and carrying on about the sanding on the body, the
temporary wiring job we did which was intended to be yanked out before paint. I
agreed with him it could have been a little neater but it didn't matter because
everything worked just fine. He says to me he wants to return the guitar and get the
Caparison. I decided to just give him back his money and not bother selling him
any guitar. Time for me to move on!!! Segue
If you are only interested in the turd story just
skip these next 8 paragraphs) When he first started he told me he would build me a new site for one of my custom guitars. That was a really good price. Once the site was up and running he held all the marbles and he could then effectively charge me $500.00 to fix a spelling error. The website design work he did was quite good, but he was obviously setting himself up to take advantage of me. In any case this guy was really pissed!!! When I finally
figured out how to get rid of him. I fired his ass. I purposely did not pay his
final bill. I dumped his website design and went on line with a completely new
site within 2 hours of firing him. He was insane with rage because he was a damn
smart person. His ego was bruised because I had effectively extricated myself
from his death grip on me. He decided to make it his life's work to denigrate me on
the internet. He built several websites he joined forums in my name &
until I had him arrested almost 5 months later (It took the district
attorneys office that long to build the case) He did a lot of damage to me.
( the civil case is still open it's been over 7 years luckily for me my
attorneys fees are covered by my general business insurance policy. I am forthright in my opinions!!! I say what I mean & I mean what I say !! I mainly use the comparative method of selling. This means that I have to work harder to learn all about my competitors product also. I don't know about everybody else, but personally I like it, when a salesman points out why his product is better than another one. (see selling) I really hate it, when I ask a salesman a question on another product, and he gives the dumb look and says he doesn't know. (Ignorant Cretin) I get misunderstood a lot, when I do my inimitable list format of what to look for. It appears to many people that I am trashing my competition for sport. I am simply pointing out facts as published in their catalogs or price lists. I learn by my mistakes, but I learn a lot more from other people's mistakes. I'm a bit of a right wing extremist sometimes and I am an easy target for people to launch missiles at because I don't usually fight back, I just don't have the time or inclination. Mostly it's the time, I enjoy a good verbal parry session now & then but time just does not permit. I have an unfair advantage over most dealers, I can afford to give lower discounts than most of them only because my main business is my custom shop. So I can give someone $200.00 extra off that Parker guitar & not really care. Needless to say my competitors don't like me much excepting for the ones who buy a lot of product from me. Harmony Central which is owned by Musicians Friend & that is owned by Guitar Center rarely prints any of the positive reviews my customers have sent them. I have been told by a high ranking executive at Guitar Center that I am on their knock list and they badmouth me when they get the chance. I have a sworn affidavit from an ex Guitar Center employee reporting that Guitar Center wants to put me out of business, They would regularly discuss my store & website at their sales meetings. Once the entire meeting in one of their Oregon stores was focused on Ed Roman Guitars for the entire meeting. Jean Luc's statements are signed & notarized. Have you ever loaned money to some jerk, when you knew good & well he wasn't going to pay you back ? But it still feels like it's worth it because you will no longer have to put up with his presence any longer. OK Here's the good part This is the part where, finally I get pissed off !!!!!!!! A few moments after I get off the phone with Mr. Turd and have been gracious enough to give him a totally non deserved refund, one of my techs tells me that he has written some slanderous libelous & totally untrue blogs on the internet about how bad the guitar was & how incompetent my staff is and what a bunch of jerks we were and how he was treated badly and got ripped off because I sold him a beautiful Anvil style road case for the guitar. I called him up and told him that I was upset that he would write this farcical nonsense on the internet and that I wanted nothing more to do with him. He never sends the guitar. He actually wants me to send him the money before he sends the guitar. As I always say, "I was born at night but not last night." My shop foreman Adrien took over for about 24 hours with Mr Turd. I gave him full autonomy to do what he felt was best. Within 3 hours this guy starts putting up blogs on Adrien & Brent who are both the most mellow friendly people I know. The next day I overheard Adrien talking to him on
the phone saying something to the effect that he had lost his final friend here
and that he was washing his hands of the situation. My wife even tried to
placate this guy and she got flamed on line for it also. Anyone who knows Joanne
will agree she is pretty much a pushover and a sweetheart. In cases such as this
she always goes the extra mile for the customer. Stay tuned I will be adding pictures and many of Mr Turd's emails. I am trying to collect them from my spam blocker He started a letter campaign to the office of the attorney general in his state. Below is my response to the letter (it was actually mostly written by my assistant). Date: Monday, August 11, 2008 This letter is in response to a complaint
filed with your office from Mr. Scott Webb. Mr. Webb ordered a cosmetically blemished “KIT GUITAR” at a hugely discounted price, not a professionally painted and assembled guitar. The extremely minor surface blemishes would easily be resolved once the guitar had been painted. His discount was in excess of 1,000.00 for this guitar body. A “kit guitar” is NOT assembled in the
same manner as custom completed guitar would be; The guitar will have to be completely disassembled by the customer prior to their painting their kit, and then they would reassemble the guitar as a finished guitar including properly & neatly soldering the electronics. This is the same process used by many small guitar luthiers in the USA. Mr. Webb’s claims that the guitar was not assembled correctly is completely unfounded. Had he wanted an assembled guitar, he should have purchased a completed instrument rather than a budget kit in the first place! Mr. Webb’s claim that his frets were not installed properly is also not correct. He sent back the guitar to my shop for inspection and three of my luthiers independently inspected his guitar’s frets and concluded they were installed correctly. We design & custom build hundreds of guitars annually, many for famous professional world class guitar players. The type of mistake he is claiming occurred to his guitar would be very odd for even a novice guitar shop to miss in it’s inspection process. Mr. Webb has continued to repetitively call my office, email my employees & Slander me with untrue libelous statements on the internet, with out cause or merit, over issues that he ‘feels’ should have been different with his discounted kit guitar. Even after he filed a complaint with your office, he has continued to harass my office via phone calls, numerous incoherent mails and negative libelous inflammatory postings on the internet. I am discussing my legal options regarding the slander with one of my attorney clients who just happens to live in Boise Idaho. To me it appears he regrets his purchase and is trying to bully me into refunding his money for a guitar he very specifically ordered. We “warranty” our guitars to be free from defects, not “guarantee” his satisfaction with the type of unique customized kit guitar he purchased. At this time he has performed further modifications and we will no longer accept this guitar back under any circumstances. In summation, Myself and my whole staff have bent over backwards to appease Mr. Webb to no avail, and he has responded by creating an illegal hate campaign against my staff & myself on the internet. Clearly, he has more issues than just being dissatisfied with his guitar! If you have any further specific questions, please feel free to contact me or my assistant, Donald directly at 702 875-4552. Respectfully, Ed Roman |
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