If you ever plan to
ship a guitar or anything to anyone.
Don't use Mystic Mailboxes !!!
Never, Use A
Mail Service Like, Mystic Mailboxes, in Mystic CT.
These Nice People Win The Overcharge
Of The Century Award
My good friend & Customer Matt Miller of Mystic
CT. was in the process of buying a custom made Prince Symbol guitar from me. He had a trade in
guitar, that he wanted to ship out to me, so that I could allow him trade in
value towards his new guitar. (We Always
Love To Do Trade In's) After All We Love Guitars More than We Love Money.)
Unsuspecting Matt goes down to his local
mail service to ship me the guitar & gets ripped off tremendously. The Maggot
at this sleazy little gyp joint had the unmitigated gall to charge my friend
$340.00 Dollars to ship a
smaller sized guitar
From Connecticut To Las Vegas. The box only
weighed about 6 lbs. They put it in a slightly larger box. I measured
the box It was less than the the 102 inches UPS calls oversize. To add
insult to injury the shipment arrived on Thursday the 20th of September 2007.
Eight days when he supposedly paid for two day Blue Label.
I have calculated a fair
price to ship this guitar should have been under $55.00 including all charges. That's a rip off of
$285.00 overcharge. I can ship a car coast to coast for $800.00 shhhheeeeeesh.
(Remember Folks that's, Mystic
Mailboxes in Mystic Ct.)
After Matt told me the cost he paid I simply
didn't believe anyone could be such a blatant thief. I actually called
Mystic Mailboxes on the off chance that something might have been wrong or there
were mitigating circumstances etc. When I spoke to the lady she said her name was Stacy
and she identified herself as the owner. I asked her in a polite and non
foreboding manner if she remembered the situation and asked her nicely to give
me a breakdown of the charges. She became almost immediately defensive, she said
she "couldn't remember the situation at all." With a tiny bit of polite prodding
of her memory she remembered the situation. I asked her again why the charges
were so high. She replied that the customer (Matt) didn't seem to mind the
charges. She was becoming more disheveled by the moment, she started to get
slightly hostile with me. I told her quietly & politely that I planned to
print this on my website! I told her that I had close to three million readers. I
offered to give her my website address so that she could see what I was
printing. She became increasingly agitated & hostile. Then she hung up on
me before I even had a chance to be the least bit impolite, or tell her what I
thought of her.
I certainly hope that none of my customers will
frequent this type of business again. I rely on UPS, Fedex and the US Postal
Service. When these opportunistic snakes & maggots get involved in the shipping
process it creates undo & unfair hardship to my customers. I have found
that UPS is actually a pretty good company. They strive to do things right.
Remember, I usually hate big corporations, I always mistrust them. However
UPS has been fair with claims, they have been fair with me on almost every
dealing. Even the damage inspectors seem fair & equitable. Fedex is a lot
harder to get a claim through with. They bury you in red tape & hope you will
get tired and give up. They plainly don't care if you are happy or not. Still
they are far better than dealing with a mailing service. The post office is an
absolute last resort. They are the cheapest for real small shipments & foreign
shipments. The lines are long, The attitudes are bureaucratic and as most of
readers know, I have no patience for those Squidbillies.
How to Pack a Guitar
Did you know ??
If you ship to a business it actually
costs more than if you ship to a residence.
Did you know that it costs
more for a business to ship something than a private person. Unless the business
is set up for volume business. Then there is up to a 40% discount.
(One more reason why you are being ripped off at
The UPS Store which has no real affiliation with UPS except that they paid UPS
to use the name in their franchise) These companies pay less and always
charge more. Charging more in today's economy is acceptable, After all there are
bills to pay. Charging much much much
more is a rip-off and it reminds me of a guitar company whose name starts with
the letter G.
People are always asking me how to pack a guitar. The four
biggest mistakes that most people make are below.
- MAKE SURE THE TREMOLO BAR IS SECURELY WRAPPED
in a small amount of bubble pack or newspaper. If you don't do this the
tremolo bar will fall out of the compartment during shipping and scrape up
the guitar. Also it's a good idea to make sure there are no tools or
itsy bitsy screws anywhere in the case.
- DO NOT LOOSEN ALL THE STRINGS!!! This
is always a major hassle. I get an average of 5 used guitars shipped to me
daily. It is a lot easier for me to check the guitar out if I don't have to do
a setup first. By loosening the strings as much as people do they usually blow
the setup. Sometimes even bridge saddles fall out and cause damage to the
guitar. Gibson, Fender, PRS, Hamer, Ibanez, Heritage, Washburn, Jackson and
all the other companies ship guitars to me perfectly in tune right out of the
case. Any dealer who sends you a guitar with loose strings
only does that because he is too lazy to set the guitar up correctly before
he ships it.
- DO NOT TRUST LOOSE STYROFOAM SHIPPING BEANS.
Loose Styrofoam beans are useless for shipping anything delicate.
They always settle to the bottom and basically offer very little protection
against anything. Bubble pack is the best bet. Even wadded
up newspaper is better than beans.
- BUBBLE PACK ON A HOT DAY CAN MELT INTO THE
FINISH OF A GUITAR. Especially Gibson Guitars
because the use that Nitrocellulose finish on top of a polyester finish to
give the illusion of an old style finish. Make sure the bubble pack is
insulated from the guitar with something like a towel or T shirt or soft
quilt etc etc
- IT'S A FACT OF LIFE, GIBSON LES PAUL GUITARS
BREAK WAY TOO EASILY. In fact, I have said for years, Gibson should
just break every Les Paul before they ship it in the first place. They should
then repair it before it even leaves the factory. Glue is far stronger than
the wood they use. So make sure you insure the living $hit out of it before
you ship it. Also pack it well or they won't honor the insurance anyway.
BTW it's damn near impossible to break a Fender, BC Rich, Jackson, PRS,
Quicksilver, Pearlcaster neck in shipping. You have to be careful of guitars
with heavy bodies and tilt back headstocks. Hamer's, Baker's Turner's & Dean's
all appear to look like Les Paul necks but I can't remember ever seeing one
break in shipping or elsewhere. They are all basically the same design with
set neck construction etc etc. Why is it that only the Gibson's break
repeatedly over and over again. In fact, I have repaired 5 times more
Les Paul headstocks, than all other brands of guitars put together.
Ed Roman
Loose Guitar Strings
Occasionally I will have to purchase a guitar from another dealer, usually
when it arrives the strings will all be loose. I HATE THAT !!!!!!!!
Did you ever get a guitar shipped to you with all the strings loose? I
really hate it when that happens. The dealer will usually try to tell you it's
because he did not want to put tension on the neck during shipping.
The Real Reason Is!!
The real reason is, most of these guys don't want to bother going to
the trouble of setting
up the guitar. They either don't know how to do it, or they know the guitar plays
crappy, so they purposely don't do it.
Here at Ed Roman Guitars we do a full setup on every guitar we ship.
(Average Value $75.00) My shop does a complete setup and adjusts the action. The
frets are all ground and polished and the fingerboard is freshly oiled.
furthermore all the electronics are checked and the bridge or tremolo is fully
adjusted.
It's usually the smaller vintage dealers who are the real culprits. Most of
these idiots are dumpster diving ebay maggots and many of them don't even play guitar.
Many of these guys are Pawnshops, and other assorted
small time dealers trying to dump guitars they wouldn't ordinarily want to sell
to a local customer.
They usually deal in baseball cards, golf clubs. action figures,
jewelry, power tools and computers and anything else they can pick up at a tag
sale.
When and if you are dumb
enough to buy a guitar from any of these guys.
Just be sure you insist that they don't loosen
the strings before they ship it to you. This way when you are not satisfied with the guitar they
can't use the old excuse "it was perfect before we loosened the strings"
Also the guitar can be damaged because the
loose strings can allow the parts from the bridge to fall out and scratch your
guitar during shipping.
TIPS TIPS TIPS
TIPS
- It's good to make sure the guitar cannot move inside the case.
Usually a little bubble pack at the headstock area will solve any movement
problems.
- Make sure the case does not flop around inside the shipping box. That will
cause a real lot of damage.
- If you are shipping a guitar without a case (No Problem) just MAKE
SURE you use a lot of Bubble pack taped securely around the instrument. 3 layers at least and maybe a little cardboard in between the layers on sharp
corners or at the headstock.
- Usually most music stores have boxes they are throwing out or have to get
rid of. So that's a good place to go get a box. I always advise my
customers to always keep a couple of good boxes around for when they need to
ship something. With all the no personality superstores opening up all
over. Shipping guitars has become a required way of life for anyone who
wants to own any guitar that may be even slightly out of the norm.
- Always Insure the guitar for more than it's worth in case it gets broken
or lost. Be careful because UPS and FedEx won't pay claims when they deem the
guitar was packed incorrectly. So make sure you use plenty of
bubble pack.
Shipping a guitar is easy as long as you use common sense
and a lot of bubble pack.
Please Buy a Case
I strongly suggest that a case or a gig bag is purchased with your
instrument. Here are several reasons why I believe it to be the prudent thing to
do.
- The case is usually less expensive if purchased with the guitar.
- I usually charge an additional packing fee because I have to use so much
extra bubble pack to make sure the guitar is shipped safely.
- UPS Insurance will only cover the unit if it is stolen. If the unit
gets damaged UPS may elect to give you a hard time about paying the claim.
- I never accept returns on guitars that have left the premises without a
case!!! (no exceptions).
- We are providing real Road
Cases for less than anyone else I have seen.
Check out this link to see what I mean