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Abstract Juvenile Delinquent 2 Guitar



Neck Through Body, 24 fret ebony neck.
1990 Model

Buck Dharma Live On Stage
Ed Roman Abstract JD Guitar

Paul Crook with his JD on stage with Meatloaf
The pickups used on this guitar are the same original ones Tony Iommi uses.
They are made in England By Jay Dee Guitars  (John Diggs)

Today's latest model 2007 Model
Better Balancing More Ergonomically Correct
Higher Reach & Faster Neck
    24 Frets, Neck Thru Body

Gibson Cannot Compare to Abstract Guitars

All Mahogany Green 24 Fret Model


You can order any pickups, any inlay, any bridge, any scale
double-necks available

Like All Abstract Guitars The Neck Is Smooth As A Babies Butt

Please do not confuse these guitars with a Gibson SG.

Even the older ones that had a similar style. These guitars are a different scale, 24 frets instead of 22, The necks are built through the guitar, They are not glued on.

The electronics are different, the bridge is a Tone Pros and the neck radius is totally different. You can adjust the strings lower and they sound fatter than anything that remotely looks like them.

Every effort has been made to improve on this traditional design and for 2007 we have rebalanced the guitar and changed some of the angles ever so slightly to better facilitate balancing and comfort.

 Delivered July 1991 to "Ju Ju Molten" of  "The Crazy Insane"


Beautiful Example of Black Korina Model with Quilted Maple Top

All Abstract guitars are available with almost any custom modification you could think of. You can choose the wood you want, We carry 44 different types of wood on the premises. You can choose whatever pickups you like, We carry all the major brand names and many boutique brands like Tom Holmes. You can order most models with any headstock on our list or design something yourself. You can choose the hardware and you can design the electronics.  Most models are available in Basses, Doublenecks, Neck Through Body, Bolt On, Headless like a Steinberger, Baritones, Left Handed or whatever your heart desires. 

Abstract Guitars are only slightly more money than production made guitars from other companies, Abstract Guitars are thousands of dollars less than what other companies choose to call custom shop guitars. We offer the Buzz Feiten Tuning System, Direct Coupling

All Abstract guitars are built in the USA and carefully & lovingly set up just before we sell them. All Abstract guitars come with a super stable very fast neck & neck heel.  

Ed Roman

The Spoon & The String

For all of you who frequent restaurants and understand the need for the service to be faster, this short story is a timeless lesson on how corporate consultants can make a difference to a large organization.

Last week, we took some friends out to a new restaurant and noticed that the waiter who took our order carried a spoon in his shirt pocket.

It seemed a little strange. When another waiter brought our water, I noticed he also had a spoon in his shirt pocket. Then I looked around and saw that all the staff had spoons in their pockets.

When the waiter came back to serve our soup I asked, "Why the spoon?"

"Well," he explained, "the restaurant's new corporate owners hired a consulting firm to revamp all our processes. After several months of analysis, they concluded that the spoon was the most frequently dropped utensil. It represents a drop frequency of approximately 3 spoons per table per hour. If our personnel are better prepared, we can reduce the number of trips back to the kitchen and save 15 man-hours per shift."   That's approximately $250.00 per day

As luck would have it, I dropped my spoon and he was able to replace it with his spare. "I'll get another spoon next time I go to the kitchen, instead of making an extra trip to get it right now."

I was impressed. I also noticed that there was a string hanging out of the waiter's fly. Looking around, I noticed that all the waiters had the same string hanging from their flies. So before he walked off, I asked the waiter, "Excuse me, but can you tell me why you have that string right there?"

"Oh, certainly!" Then he lowered his voice. "Not everyone is so observant. That consulting firm I mentioned also found out that we can save time in the restroom. By tying this string to the tip of 'you know what', we can pull it out without touching it and eliminate the need to wash our hands, shortening the time spent in the restroom by 76.39 percent."

I asked "After you get it out, how do you put it back?"

"Well," he whispered, "I don't know about the others, but I use the spoon."

God Bless Corporate America