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Retail Store Location Phone Number- 702-597-0147 - Call this number for Sales, Custom Shop Sales.

Custom Shop Phone Number- 702-875-4552- Call this number for custom made guitars and Custom Shop questions.

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Bob Conti the famous Jazz Guitarist likes to send me jokes in the mail. This one was recently in my email. I thought I would share it with all my readers.
 

If you ever testify in court, you might wish you could have been as sharp as this policeman. He was being cross-examined by a defense attorney during a felony trial. The lawyer was trying to undermine the policeman's credibility....

 

Q: "Officer -- did you see my client fleeing the scene?"
 

A: "No sir. But I subsequently observed a person matching the descript ion of the offender, running several blocks away."
 

Q: "Officer -- who provided this description?"
 

A: "The officer who responded to the scene."
 

Q: "A fellow officer provided the description of this so-called offender. Do you trust your fellow officers?"
 

A: "Yes, sir. With my life."
 

Q: "With your life? Let me ask you this then officer. Do you have a room where you change your clothes in preparation for your daily duties?"
 

A: "Yes sir, we do!"
 

Q: "And do you have a locker in the room?"
 

A: "Yes sir, I do."
 

Q: "And do you have a lock on your locker?"
 

A: "Yes sir."
 

Q: "Now why is it, officer, if you trust your fellow officers with your life, you find it necessary to lock your locker in a room you share with these same officers?"
 

A: "You see, sir -- we share the building with the court complex, and sometimes lawyers have been known to walk through that room."
 

The courtroom erupted in laughter, and a prompt recess was called. The officer on the stand has been nominated for this year's "Best Comeback" line -- and we think he'll win.