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The old location is officially
closed. Please call us for
directions.
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Retail Location
(702) 597-0147 Monday thru
Friday 9:00am to 6:00pm PST.
Saturday 10:00am to 5:00pm PST.
Custom Shop
702-875-4552 Days &
Evenings till 9:00
702-249-6007
Evenings after 7:00 PM &
emergency situations
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Phone:
Retail Store Location Phone
Number- 702-597-0147 - Call this number
for Sales, Custom Shop Sales.
Custom Shop Phone
Number- 702-875-4552- Call this number for custom made guitars
and Custom Shop questions.
Retail Shop Fax
Number: 702-597-5542
Custom Shop Fax Number:
702-875-4012
You may fax us for quotes, but we do not return faxes.
Please leave a phone number
at which you can be reached.
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Bob Conti the famous Jazz Guitarist
likes to send me jokes in the mail. This
one was recently in my email. I thought
I would share it with all my readers.
- If
you ever testify in court, you might
wish you could have been as sharp as
this policeman. He was being
cross-examined by a defense attorney
during a felony trial. The lawyer was
trying to undermine the policeman's
credibility....
- Q: "Officer -- did you see my
client fleeing the scene?"
- A: "No sir. But I subsequently
observed a person matching the descript
ion of the offender, running several
blocks away."
- Q: "Officer -- who provided this
description?"
- A: "The officer who responded to
the scene."
- Q: "A fellow officer provided the
description of this so-called offender.
Do you trust your fellow officers?"
- A: "Yes, sir. With my life."
- Q: "With your life? Let me ask
you this then officer. Do you have a
room where you change your clothes in
preparation for your daily duties?"
- A: "Yes sir, we do!"
- Q: "And do you have a locker in
the room?"
- A: "Yes sir, I do."
- Q: "And do you have a lock on
your locker?"
- A: "Yes sir."
- Q: "Now why is it, officer, if
you trust your fellow officers with your
life, you find it necessary to lock your
locker in a room you share with these
same officers?"
- A: "You see, sir -- we share the
building with the court complex, and
sometimes lawyers have been known to
walk through that room."
- The courtroom erupted in
laughter, and a prompt recess was
called. The officer on the stand has
been nominated for this year's "Best
Comeback" line -- and we think he'll
win.
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